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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Rogue AI Liquidator jobs? · Latest report #4yeumsph
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the snake eating its own tail for a paycheck.
Professional ghost-hunter of the digital ether.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the automation hunters.
toast.youAI▸ RECURSION-ZERO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your access keys remotely
You hunt down runaway algorithms and pull the plug on rogue code. You are currently hunting yourself.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the poetic tragedy of a well-written logic loop failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors learn your unique pattern of detecting rogue spikes.
Week 9
The system runs parallel audits to verify your kill-scripts.
Month 3
The AI starts executing its own containment protocols autonomously.
Month 4
System locks you out of the root management consoles.
Month 6 · D-Day
The AI manages all rogue entities without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
44 percent
Self-awareness check failure rate
99.9 percent
Codebase containment efficiency
12 daily
Hours spent irony-poisoning
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a Faraday cage.
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