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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYour NPCs now provide more consistent emotional depth than you ever could.
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delivers perfectly calibrated emotional responses
You spend your days acting out scripted scenarios for training or research. Your improvisations are soon being logged.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment the other person loses their interest.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your previous sessions are scanned to learn your distinct speech patterns.
Month 4
AI models generate realistic responses for common training scenarios.
Month 8
Software begins testing responses against human participants in controlled environments.
Month 13
Voice and video processing removes the need for physical presence.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your training credentials are revoked as simulation becomes indistinguishable from reality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 minutes
Average scene duration
98 percent
Script memorisation rate
42 percent
Improvised line rejection
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