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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsGravity is math, and math is now officially my hobby.
Drafting loops, predicting screams, and fearing the math.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Design thrill without the physics degree
glub.youAI▸ THRILLSIM ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes track banking for maximum passenger terror
You draft track layouts and calculate force loads for thrill rides. Soon, software will do it for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You intuitively understand how a G-force peak will feel in the gut, not just numbers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
The AI starts suggesting slightly better curves for your CAD models.
Month 6
Software now builds entire track sections based on your terrain input.
Month 15
Legal bots verify all safety regulations without your manual intervention.
Year 1.9
Parks start generating ride concepts directly through the interface.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The software produces finalized blueprints ready for the robotic factory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
0.01%
G-force miscalculation risk
3 minutes
Design hours per layout
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the park you just built.
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