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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsGravity is just a math problem that eventually solves itself.
Turning nightmares into expensive kinetic energy displays.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics calculated, steel bent, thrill guaranteed.
oof.youAI▸ COASTERSYNTH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal scream-inducing drop profiles
Engineers calculate physics and steel stress to design layouts, then coordinate heavy construction and track welding on site.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel in your gut if the drop feels truly terrifying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software spits out perfect G-force layouts while you watch.
Month 5
Virtual simulations replace the need for endless physical mockups.
Month 13
Precision arms weld track sections with zero manual input.
Year 2.2
Drones check track alignment and bolt torques automatically.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Humans are officially banned from the track construction zone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
1000x faster
G-force simulation speed
0.01 millimeter
Steel welding precision
Infinite iterations
Safety standard checks
Your severance
One free pass to ride your own creation once.
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