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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career has plenty of loops, but the finish line is straight.
Turning physics into screaming tourists for minimum profit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing G-forces without the human error
ow.you▸ THRILLSIM-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal track banking for maximum terror
Design structural steel layouts and braking systems for gravity-fed thrill machines. You ensure safety through tedious load calculations.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the tactile intuition to know when a support beam sounds slightly wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map existing track geometry into a digital twin.
Month 10
AI models verify every weld and bolt against safety standards.
Year 1.9
Software designs new layouts with perfect, frictionless speed profiles.
Year 2.7
Precision arms weld support structures faster than human crews.
Year 4 · D-Day
The human engineer is removed from the design cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2400
Annual G-force tolerance tests
1200
Hours spent on safety compliance
Zero
Mechanical failures per decade
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the park you helped build.
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