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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou get paid to press a button and pretend you are busy.
The gatekeeper of gravity and sticky plastic seats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing the green button, infinitely faster.
oof.youAI▸ THRILLBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
checks every restraint in three seconds
You press start buttons on control panels and check that lap bars click into place. That is all.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a rider is having a panic attack before the sensors do.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart vision systems begin watching the gates for safety violations.
Month 10
Sensors and hydraulics now confirm locks without human eyes.
Month 20
The control panel moves to a central office remote site.
Year 2.5
Robotic arms guide guests into seats faster than you can.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The green button is finally pressed by an optimized circuit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450
Button presses per day
0
Seconds spent thinking
8
Hours spent bored
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a closed theme park.
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