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March 16, 2028
In 17 monthsYour tape measure is an antique; we measure with lasers now.
Professional ladder-climber, calculator-wielder, and shingle-counter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drones that see through shingles.
glub.youAI▸ ROOFEYE-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans every shingle in high resolution
You climb ladders to measure roof dimensions, calculate material waste, and draft quotes for residential repair projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if the flashing looks like it was installed by a drunk uncle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res overhead imagery replaces your first walk-around.
Month 5
Autonomous drones measure every slope without you climbing ladders.
Month 10
Software instantly converts drone photos into precise material lists.
Month 15
Quotes go straight to the customer from the cloud.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your truck is sold and the drones own the sky.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
8 climbs
Ladder climbs per day
12 percent
Waste estimation error
48 hours
Quote turnaround time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a flat-roofed resort.
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