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April 23, 2038
In 11 years, 6 monthsGravity is hard, but getting a robot on a roof is harder.
Master of heights, leak detection, and ladder safety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision sealing from above the clouds.
ow.youAI▸ ROOFDRONE V-9▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
senses structural integrity through vibrations
You climb ladders to fix roof flashings, gutters, and downpipes. You battle rain, wind, and steep pitch daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge if a roof pitch is safe to walk on by feel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
High-res drones scan every tile and gutter for minor cracks.
Year 3.3
Specialized bots apply sealant to identified leaks during dry spells.
Year 7
Small crawling machines scrub your gutters without needing a ladder.
Year 10
AI models predict roof failures before a single drop leaks.
Year 12 · D-Day
The roof is self-healing and the human is finally grounded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
8 meters
Average ladder height
110 annual
Days spent in rain
too high
Chance of slipping
Your severance
A slightly used harness and a hot coffee voucher.
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