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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour artistic struggle to place plastic holds is a rounding error.
Professional plastic-bolter, chalk-addict, beta-enthusiast.
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ow.youAI▸ WALLARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect grades for reachy climbers
Bolts holds onto plywood panels to create vertical puzzles. Uses impact drills, wrenches, and aesthetic intuition.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows if a move is physically possible for humans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map existing hole patterns to digitize the entire wall surface for algorithmic route generation.
Month 12
Robotic sorting systems organize holds by color, texture, and size without human manual labor.
Year 2
Gantry-mounted drill units automate the installation of specific hold layouts programmed by motion-simulated software.
Year 3
Virtual climbers simulate movement to calculate accurate grades before any physical testing is required.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system fully manages all route cycles while you look for a job with less gravity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
200
Holds per session
3g
Average skin loss
High
Beta-splaining frequency
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the facility you no longer maintain.
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