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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYou navigate expensive toys through salt water while staring at screens.
Joystick veteran in a high-pressure, low-visibility environment.
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Smarter steering for darker trenches.
split.you▸ DEEPSEA AUTONOMATOR 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
untangles deep-sea cabling in total darkness
You steer underwater drones via umbilical cables to inspect subsea oil platforms and pipelines. Your job is mostly staring at grainy sonar feeds until something leaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a million-dollar tether from a ship's propeller without cursing too loud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors record your every movement to train navigation models.
Month 5
The AI starts smoothing out your jerky joystick inputs.
Month 15
The system handles routine inspections while you observe.
Year 2.2
A human in an office manages ten ROVs simultaneously.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The subsea drones now manage their own pathing and obstacles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4,000 yearly
Hours staring at sonar
12 liters weekly
Coffee consumed on shifts
Very frequent
Latency-induced headaches
Your severance
A waterproof watch and a firm handshake.
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