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October 28, 2029
In 3 yearsProfessional ribbon-cutting is just a PR bot with a fancy crown.
Professional dignitary (heir to nothing, face on currency).
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Elegant waving, infinite patience, zero scandals.
nom.you▸ CROWNBOT MK. IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly rehearsed speeches at garden parties
Attending state banquets, waving to crowds, and cutting ribbons on new bridges. It is performative bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lend a vague, ancient sense of legitimacy to a shaky cabinet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Bots start managing all official royal social media accounts.
Month 7
Remote projectors replace physical attendance at minor local ribbon-cuttings.
Month 15
Robotic balconies provide consistent, fatigue-free waving for public events.
Year 1.9
AI-generated speeches replace outdated, human-delivered monarchy talking points.
Year 3 · D-Day
The institution is fully transitioned to a software-as-a-service governance model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
450
Ribbons cut per hour
40 kph
Average wave velocity
0.0%
Scandal generation rate
Your severance
One gold-plated tea service and a stern retirement letter.
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