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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsA velvet crown does not hide the lack of a job description.
Professional ribbon-cutter and balcony-waver extraordinaire.
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delivers pre-recorded speeches with perfect posture
Attending ribbon cuttings and waving from balconies. It is essentially expensive performance art in fancy clothes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can look bored while standing for three hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 7
Deepfake video generators replace all your public televised appearances.
Year 17
Natural language models draft all your official royal statements.
Year 23
Logic engines map every gesture to historical royal protocol.
Year 30
Projectors handle ribbon-cutting duties at all major events.
Year 40 · D-Day
The crown is officially transferred to a cloud-based server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.9%
Zero fatigue
Waving frequency
99.8 percent
Public approval rating
Weekly update
Coronation maintenance
Your severance
One gold-plated toaster and a very polite email.
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