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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsStatic statues that are currently losing the war against mild weather.
Stiff-lipped expert in wearing wool during a heatwave.
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Standing still never looked this intimidating.
ow.youAI▸ SENTINEL-BOT MK. IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains absolute stillness during extreme heat waves
You stand still for hours in a heavy wool tunic, maintaining perfect posture despite tourists poking you for engagement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a tourist is about to break the line without even twitching.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras identify tourist breaches before you need to move.
Month 3
Speakers replace your need to shout at people crossing boundaries.
Month 13
Mechanical lifts allow machines to stand at height indefinitely.
Year 2.2
Temperature sensors keep the machine active in any climate.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final statue replaces the last guard at the gate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Indefinite
Hours Spent Standing
Zero
Tourist Selfies Sabotaged
Heavy
Tunic Weight In Kg
Your severance
One lifetime supply of bear-skin hat cleaning fluid.
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