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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsA suit of armor is just a bucket that needs polishing.
Captain of the Guard, Spear-thrower, Hero of the Underground.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total defense, zero spear-handling required.
oof.you▸ GUARDBOT V-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces total perimeter lockdown indefinitely
You oversee military training and patrols. You maintain order through physical combat and strict tactical discipline.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a genuine, terrifying intensity that no algorithm can successfully simulate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors map every patrol route to identify redundant movement paths.
Month 11
Robotic training arms replace your manual spear instruction sessions.
Month 22
Smart-coating robots maintain structural integrity without human intervention.
Year 2.9
A screen displaying orders replaces the need for your presence.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your guard duties are fully offloaded to the autonomous system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9 percent
Patrol efficiency
Zero
Spear breakage rate
Calculated redundant
Moral speeches given
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm instant noodles.
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