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the 1950s
Already deprecatedPest control evolved, but you are still stuck in the Middle Ages.
Royal rodent specialist (retired, thankfully)
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splat.you▸ VERMINTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1950SAI's Special Power
deploys ultrasonic frequency emitters at night
This role involved manual traps, ferrets, and toxic chemicals to reduce urban rodent populations for the Crown.
The one thing AI can't do
You had a certain gritty charm while chasing rodents through dark palace cellars.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1900
Chemical baits made the manual trapping process look laughably inefficient.
1920
Modern urban planning and waste management removed the rats' food source.
1940
Large-scale extermination companies standardized the hunt using better tools.
1955
Building renovations sealed off the tunnels you used to stalk.
Already
Your position was officially erased from the royal payroll.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero
Annual Rat Count
Negative
Human Dignity Score
Legacy
Trap Efficiency
Your severance
A vintage cage and a very sincere thank you.
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