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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsPolishing heirlooms is hardly the best use of a human life.
Master of the protocol and keeper of the velvet ropes.
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Dignified service without the pesky human heartbeat.
no no noyouAI▸ MONARCHASSIST V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects the curtsy without spilling a drop
You manage the logistics of a royal estate and attend to the personal needs of the royal family members.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure historical grievance will make a royal feel personally slighted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI models ingest centuries of etiquette manuals and house rules.
Month 8
Smart scheduling software replaces your paper planners and chaotic calendars.
Month 18
Robotic arms begin performing table settings and silver maintenance tasks.
Year 2.5
Privacy-locked sensors handle all confidential correspondence and message relaying.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your uniform is neatly folded by a machine as you exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.01 degrees
Bow angle variance
99.9 percent
Silver polish efficiency
None
Protocol errors
Your severance
A commemorative plate that is also legally binding.
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