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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a death warrant with extra pivot tables.
Expert in tracking down that one missing ISRC code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates every penny while you sleep.
pop?you▸ AUDITBOT FINANCIAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles six thousand royalty statements per second
You track song usage across streaming platforms to calculate payouts. You spend your life chasing missing metadata errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry artist why their Spotify check is zero.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify and fix your broken CSV formatting errors automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all songwriter splits without needing your spreadsheet formulas.
Month 8
A machine answers all inquiries from artists about missing payments.
Month 13
The system calculates regional tax withholding across every country instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine handles the final disbursement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4,200 daily
Metadata errors fixed
100 percent
Payout accuracy
3 gallons
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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