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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour medical license is just a very expensive permit for manual labor.
Clinical specialist in magnets, pulses, and billable hours.
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Precision pulses without the physician premium.
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delivers perfectly calibrated pulses while ignoring ego
You calibrate magnetic fields and monitor patient response to repeated brain stimulation protocols. Machines will soon do both.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle non-verbal cues that patients hide during the session.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical sensors replace your eyes for precise coil placement on patients.
Month 6
High-speed cameras track thumb movement to calculate motor thresholds instantly.
Month 14
Algorithms determine stimulation frequency based on real-time mood data patterns.
Year 2.3
Bio-sensors verify patient comfort without requiring your physical presence.
Year 4 · D-Day
The medical board approves autonomous clinical magnetic stimulation sessions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
3000
Average pulses per session
Zero tolerated
Manual coil adjustment errors
High
Human fatigue factor
Your severance
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