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September 26, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour doorstep personality won't help when the algorithm sells cheaper bath-toys.
Professional wanderer of suburbs, carrier of yellow aquatic inventory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ducks delivered before the client hears knocks.
split.youAI▸ DUCKDASH AUTONOMY V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
squeaks aggressively to command attention
You walk neighborhoods hauling heavy inventory bags, knocking on doors to pitch novelty rubber ducks to strangers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a homeowner is actually annoyed or just pretending to be.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Targeted social ads identify bath-duck enthusiasts with extreme high accuracy.
Month 6
Local neighborhood kiosks store and distribute novelty items on demand.
Month 12
Small robots handle the final mile of rubber duck movement.
Month 19
Centralised algorithms optimize rubber duck supply levels across the city.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Human sales presence is zeroed out by automated subscription models.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
120
Doors knocked per day
3 percent
Squeak-to-sale ratio
12 miles
Average walk distance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of squeaky yellow bath toys.
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