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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou track every tackle just to watch the coach ignore it.
Turning messy scrum footage into actionable Excel pivot tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning live footage into winning tactics
toast.youAI▸ MATCHMETRIC AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags player movements in real time
You log player stats from match footage and build reports for coaching staff. You turn spreadsheet data into tactics.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to know when a player's morale is actually affecting their performance.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Computer vision models automatically log every ruck and tackle from footage.
Month 4
Cloud agents merge GPS vest data directly into the central dashboard.
Month 10
Natural language models write the pre-match reports that you currently format.
Month 16
Tablets on the sidelines pull insights directly from the AI engine.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system replaces your manual analysis with instant, live tactical updates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too many
Spreadsheets filled
99 percent
Coaches ignoring insights
infinite
Hours spent rewatching rucks
Your severance
A lifetime supply of color-coded highlighter pens.
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