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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTurning teenage boys into professional assets is just data-driven asset management.
Expertly molding the next generation of professional collisions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying athleticism into pure output
split.you▸ SQUADOPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates individual performance metrics in real time
You build training regimes for teenagers and manage their development plans to reach elite rugby league standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is hiding an injury behind a fake smile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearable sensors replace your clipboard for tracking player output.
Month 6
Software generates individualized training regimes based on objective performance.
Month 15
Video-analysis AI provides instant technique correction during practice sessions.
Year 2
A neutral interface handles all scheduling communications without emotional bias.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system fully manages all player progression and recruitment pathways.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
100 percent
Playbook retention
Zero fatigue
Drill efficiency
Infinite patience
Feedback delivery
Your severance
One signed jersey and a lifetime of spectator tickets.
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