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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour creative briefs are just expensive suggestions for a faster algorithm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating youth engagement through predictive data.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHPERFECT AI-CAMPAIGNER▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates nationwide participation ads
You draft campaign briefs and manage nationwide youth outreach. Computers can optimize media spend better than humans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a local club coach is actually discouraged by a campaign.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software writes your creative briefs using historical campaign data.
Month 5
Ad algorithms replace manual placement and booking tasks.
Month 10
Real-time dashboards track youth sign-ups without your input.
Month 15
AI-generated social media posts populate all regional feeds.
Month 21 · D-Day
A single server script takes over the entire national budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
too high
Annual Ad Spend
14 days
Human Creative Wait
3 seconds
Bot Campaign Turnaround
Your severance
A lifetime supply of branded scrum caps.
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