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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 8, 2061
In 35 years, 1 monthYour most valuable skill is moving things that robots love carrying.
Professional human freight, currently limited by oxygen consumption.
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Logistics without the snack breaks.
no no noyou▸ SWIFTDISPATCH-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 35 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers every package without needing directions
You transport documents, supplies, or food between locations. You are essentially a slow, organic logistics node.
The one thing AI can't do
You can navigate a chaotic, unmapped office stairwell without getting stuck on a rug.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors are installed so your path is tracked for data mining.
Year 6
Floor tapes and simple automated carts assist with heavy loads.
Year 16
Rolling pods replace half the routes in predictable hallways.
Year 26
The site's full spatial layout is mapped for robotic navigation.
Year 35 · D-Day
Autonomous pods perform all deliveries, and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.5 mph
Average travel speed
12 percent
Human error rate
3.5
Coffee breaks per shift
Your severance
A vintage pair of comfortable running sneakers.
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