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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA carbon-based copy of a star that is already entirely performance.
Professional illusionist specializing in high-heeled mimicry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Elegance defined without the makeup budget.
blub.you▸ DRAG-GEN-V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers flawless lip-syncing without breathing
You apply heavy contouring, style massive wigs, and lip-sync to pre-recorded tracks for crowds. It is pure aesthetics.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when to wink at the audience to win them over.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-fidelity vision models scan every contour and facial mannerism.
Month 5
Robotic arms process synthetic fibers into gravity-defying shapes.
Month 11
AI models match audio waves to pixel-perfect mouth movements.
Month 18
Motorized platforms master the art of the runway strut.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The human performer is retired from the stage permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.1
Wigs styled hourly
99.9%
Lip-sync sync accuracy
4kg
Glitter usage per set
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium spirit gum adhesive.
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