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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsFeeding the flock is hard when you struggle to reach the high-shelves.
Shepherd of the small-town flock and professional listener.
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You provide spiritual guidance, visit the sick, and manage complex community dynamics with zero consistent documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows exactly which floorboard creaks during the eulogy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors and text bots record community needs and distress signals.
Year 5
Language models output sermons based on historical local data.
Year 14
Telepresence units allow remote interaction with the housebound.
Year 22
Decision trees resolve community disputes using neutral data points.
Year 40 · D-Day
The institution shifts to fully autonomous community resource management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
24 minutes
Average Sunday sermon duration
Subjective
Community crisis intervention efficiency
Variable
Weekly hospital visitation rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based prayer meditation.
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