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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spent three weeks fighting the borrow checker for no reason.
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You write memory-safe code in Rust, struggle with lifetimes, and argue about cargo crates all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy codebase is technically impossible to refactor safely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate and trivial functions.
Month 5
Models detect memory leaks and lifetime errors faster than you.
Month 10
Algorithms design your entire system structure without your input.
Month 15
Automated build tools handle every dependency update and refactor.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human input is disabled and the codebase becomes self-healing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
100%
Borrow checker headaches avoided
zero cups
Coffee consumed while debugging
none
Syntax errors generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cloud compiler.
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