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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsSelling AI to automate documents while waiting for your own redundancy notice.
Professional ghoster of C-suite leads via automated sequences.
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Automated sales for the automated age.
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sends personalized follow-ups every four minutes
You manage client relationships and push document automation software. Your career is literally the product you are selling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the API failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart bots replace your cold-call and email sequences.
Month 5
Generative models produce custom slides for every meeting.
Month 10
Interactive AI agents handle product demos without your stuttering.
Month 14
Automated systems handle legal redlining and price negotiations.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your CRM account is deactivated by an automated process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Pipeline churn probability
472
Emails per closed deal
High
Human error margin
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm pat.
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