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May 30, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist only to pivot until your burn rate hits zero.
Serial pivot artist and spreadsheet-deck architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating unicorns from pure hallucinated data.
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You spend all day crafting pitch decks and chasing venture capital funding while pretending to manage product roadmaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can perform a fake-confident smile while your company runs out of cash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models generate convincing growth charts from thin air.
Month 4
Bots send personalized spam emails to venture capital partners.
Month 8
Algorithms handle all company communication and vague strategy updates.
Month 13
Systems hire and fire contractors based on pure logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The company reaches total self-automation with zero human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
4.2 annually
Average pivot count
98 percent
Time spent in Slack
Unsustainable
Burn rate velocity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed platform.
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