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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Jira tickets are already being read by something more patient.
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Writes backend logic for cloud apps and struggles to fix edge-case bugs in production environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3 a.m. to confused stakeholders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI agents begin flagging your sloppy pull requests automatically.
Week 12
Generative models start writing all your standard API endpoints.
Month 7
Self-healing scripts automatically patch production errors before they trigger.
Month 11
Bots simulate your status updates to keep the managers happy.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine takes the final repo push and locks your access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
3.2
Average bugs per commit
40%
Time spent in standups
infinite
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct IDE.
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