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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsFeeding churn-rate data into a furnace until the stock price improves.
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You build subscription software portals for businesses and pray they never hit the cancel button.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of pretending a legacy codebase is a modern architecture during investor pitches.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start answering all basic user login support tickets.
Month 5
Large language models crawl your code and write the manuals.
Month 10
Smart agents identify bugs and push fixes without human approval.
Month 15
Algorithms automatically adjust pricing to keep users from leaving.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine takes over your entire subscription billing and account management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
too high
Average churn rate
4 litres
Coffee consumed per deploy
100%
Pivot probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee and mild optimism.
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