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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling cloud faxing is just cold-calling for a dead medium.
Expert at selling 1980s technology to modern enterprises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated outreach that never needs a lunch break.
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autogenerates hyper-personalized lie-filled emails
You hunt for leads, conduct discovery calls, and chase signatures to sell digital faxing subscriptions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget during a negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters the dead leads and verifies email addresses instantly.
Month 4
Large language models handle the initial discovery calls via voice.
Month 8
Automated agents update your CRM so you do not have to.
Month 12
Algorithms handle pricing and terms without human intervention or hesitation.
Month 14 · D-Day
The sales team is decommissioned and replaced by a self-buying portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
4 minutes
Demo duration
Zero
Client ghosting rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium fax software.
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