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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour charm is a glitch that can be patched with better data.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
oof.youAI▸ PERSUADEOS V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises sales funnels based on facial micro-expressions
You chase leads and demo software until they sign a contract. Then you handle their complaints forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a prospect is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes more convincing cold emails than your generic templates.
Month 4
Interactive platform agents provide perfect demos without human hesitation.
Month 8
Digital kiosks replace your booth and offer instant contract signing.
Month 12
Self-learning guides resolve user setup issues without a support call.
Month 18 · D-Day
The sales function is fully autonomous and requires no human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 percent
Demo conversion rate
32 calls
Average rejection per day
4,200
Useless LinkedIn connections
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Open to Being Replaced."
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