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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell subscriptions by pretending you are not selling subscriptions.
Professional email-sender with high caffeine tolerance
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you are sleeping.
split.you▸ LEADHUNTER PRO 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized emails that ignore all filters
Prospecting new accounts, pitching subscription software, data feeds, and speaker engagements to skeptical corporate leads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a prospect is lying about having the budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI scrapers identify leads and send tailored pitch messages instantly.
Month 5
A digital avatar conducts product demos without needing a coffee.
Month 9
Smart contracts adjust pricing tiers based on real-time usage data.
Month 14
The system updates records and marks opportunities as won automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system sells itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4000
Cold emails sent per day
99 percent
Average rejection rate
3 liters
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
One free trial subscription to your own product.
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