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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSolving support tickets before you even finish your first coffee break.
Professional ticket-closer, Slack-notifier, and log-file forensic expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing your stack while you sleep.
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patches software vulnerabilities before they exist
You troubleshoot cloud platform errors and manage customer ticket queues. You reset permissions and investigate buggy software deployments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am without using a script.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI categorizes your entire support queue before you read the subjects.
Month 3
Smart agents detect and fix broken API connections automatically.
Month 6
The machine adjusts system permissions without any manual oversight.
Month 10
Algorithms pause updates before a crash can even start.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire as the software manages its own lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.04 seconds
Average ticket resolution
Zero gallons
Coffee consumed
Too high
Human error rate
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to our competitor.
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