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In 16 monthsMapping business processes into spreadsheets until the company collapses under its own bureaucracy.
Expert at turning simple requests into complex configuration tickets.
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automates requirement mapping in seconds
You translate business requirements into system configurations. You spend your life in configuration menus and testing user stories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual business needs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts mining your emails to draft project requirements.
Month 4
Software directly writes the system rules without your input.
Month 8
Algorithms validate user stories against production constraints automatically.
Month 12
Self-healing code detects and patches configuration errors instantly.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system configures itself and logs you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42 percent
Requirements misinterpreted
20 weekly
Hours in status meetings
11 daily
Configuration errors detected
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