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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour sweaty feet are the only bottleneck in this holy supply chain.
Spiritual technician with a very specific, damp skill set.
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Sanctified crushing without the human residue.
wheee!you▸ DIVINITYVAT X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
infuses liquid with proprietary holiness sensors
You crush grapes with your feet to produce wine. You claim your biological touch imparts divinity.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk to the grapes while you stomp them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Cameras monitor your footwork to digitize your exact crushing technique.
Month 6
An automated press mimics your rhythm without the religious entitlement.
Month 13
Software algorithms replicate your spiritual aura using recorded chanting.
Month 19
The cellar is locked to ensure no human feet touch the grapes.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The DivinityVat takes full control of the vineyard production cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
too much
liters of sweat per gallon
low
crushing consistency index
0.02 percent
divine approval rating
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm grape juice.
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