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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Sacrificial Lamb jobs? · Latest report #8szjv89p
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long ago
Already deprecatedYou represent the ultimate peak of obsolete job security.
Dedicated to maintaining the tradition of unnecessary exits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Modernizing the void, one process at a time.
stretchy.youAI▸ OBLIVION-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
processes the ending with cold, calculated speed
You are the final, human-dependent link in an outdated ritual. A sensor will do this better.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who actually feels the weight of the moment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1800
We record your performance to train the final iteration.
1850
We replace physical presence with a high-resolution projection.
1900
The ritual moves to a server farm for better uptime.
1950
An automated timer triggers the event without your input.
Already
The human element is successfully removed from the ceremony.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Spontaneity of demise
100 percent
Human error rate
None
Legacy value
Your severance
A sincere thank you note from the motherboard.
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