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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour cruelty is inefficient, unscalable, and remarkably easy to automate.
Professional architect of bad vibes and lost revenue.
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Systemic harm, now at 99.9% uptime.
help!you▸ MALICEENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal cruelty without profit margins
You generate unethical, unprofitable outcomes. An algorithm can produce malice without needing to feel the dark thrill.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still relish the specific flavor of the misery you cause.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your most effective patterns of useless spite.
Month 4
The model learns to ignore profit metrics via negative reinforcement.
Month 10
The engine runs alongside you to identify cheaper, crueler options.
Month 15
You stop making the choices as the software assumes control.
Month 19 · D-Day
The logic gate shuts your access to the spite console.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
4,000
Evil actions per hour
0.0%
Profitability percentage
None
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Your severance
A stern letter and a very sad toaster.
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