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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Safety Advisor jobs? · Latest report #d3c87g4s
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou track the risks, but the machine will delete the source.
Professional bearer of bad news and high-vis vests.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total hazard removal via constant sensor fusion.
toast.youAI▸ SAFEBOT AUDIT-SYSTEM V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces compliance through haptic floor warnings
You walk the floor to spot hazards and enforce protocols. You write incident reports and hold safety briefings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the look of genuine panic in a colleague's eyes before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras replace your eyes to watch for safety slips.
Month 4
Your safety binders move to an AI that auto-updates rules.
Month 8
Software writes incident reports before you finish your coffee.
Month 15
AI sirens stop dangerous machines faster than you ever could.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your desk is reclaimed for a charging station for SafeBot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99 percent
clipboard hours saved
400 daily
unnecessary warnings ignored
12 points
compliance score increase
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated ergonomic chair.
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