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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary safety to people building real weapons that don't work.
Professional architect of bureaucratic nightmares and regulatory illusions.
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Automated compliance for things that shouldn't exist.
oof.you▸ CERTITRUST LOGICCORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates plausible safety cases in milliseconds
You draft complex safety cases for unproven tech. You chase signatures while ignoring the inevitable liability.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which regulator is prone to bribe-adjacent lunches.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine consumes every safety case ever filed in your industry.
Month 6
Templates replace your manual writing for standard safety documentation.
Month 15
AI models predict failure points faster than your workshops ever did.
Year 1.9
The system talks directly to regulators without your intermediary emails.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You receive an automated logout; the system now self-certifies its flaws.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per risk
12,400
Pages of jargon ignored
0%
Liability you think exists
Your severance
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