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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy placeholder for a real risk engine.
Professional clipboard holder and wearer of high-visibility polyester.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total site visibility, zero human error.
help!youAI▸ SAFETYSENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces ppe compliance through thermal scanning
You track safety compliance and enforce site protocols during data center builds. Soon, sensors do your job.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grumpy electrician is actually ignoring the rules for a reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Fixed cameras replace your visual patrol of the job site.
Month 8
Software writes your daily incident logs from raw data.
Month 19
Digital locks stop machines without proper safety clearance.
Year 2.2
A screen delivers the morning safety briefing to crews.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The site manages itself with perfect, heartless efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
zero seconds
OSHA form time
below 0.1%
Site incident drift
constant
Safety briefing length
Your severance
A reflective vest and a PDF safety manual.
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