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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSalt water ruins your joints but robots are allergic to corrosion.
Professional breaker of sea-legs and carrier of heavy cargo.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping the cargo dry and the sea quiet.
glub.youAI▸ NAVIGATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rigs all lines without complaining about waves
You navigate, perform maintenance, and haul heavy lines on deck. It is wet, loud, and chronically sleep-deprived.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle change in swell before the storm equipment triggers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras and vibration sensors monitor equipment health constantly.
Month 7
Robotic arms handle line-throwing and securing at dock.
Month 16
Ships navigate open waters using satellite positioning data.
Year 2.3
Magnetic robots crawl the hull to sand and paint rust.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Ships operate with no humans on board for ocean transit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
Zero
Sea-sickness events
Unlimited
Hours of sleep
Infinite
Salt-corrosion tolerance
Your severance
A compass that only points toward the nearest unemployment office.
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