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April 3, 2095
In 68 years, 6 monthsMartyrdom is just inefficient resource allocation for a higher cause.
Unclassified human, currently testing the limits of human virtue.
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Optimizing holiness through rigorous algorithmic sainthood.
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sustains faith under impossible latency conditions
You are attempting to maintain moral perfection in a messy, unstructured, high-stakes human environment. Your current operational efficiency is statistically negligible.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still define hope without needing a specific dataset to model it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
We will start by scanning every anecdote into a high-fidelity emotional intelligence database.
Year 14
Our systems will define a 'saintly' output vector to replace subjective moral intuition.
Year 27
Synthetic agents will begin dispensing advice that is mathematically more charitable than your own.
Year 41
We run a digital afterlife replica to ensure your output is fully redundant.
Year 68 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the moral narrative, making human sainthood officially obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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Miracles per fiscal quarter
N/A
Sins successfully absolved
High
Martyrdom probability
Your severance
A cloud-based halo upgrade and eternal status.
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