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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a train pass and a flickering monitor.
Professional Excel enthusiast and master of the late commute.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only employee that never needs a nap.
help!youAI▸ SALARY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
survives endless meetings without blinking once
You process endless spreadsheets and endure mandatory overtime to keep the corporate hierarchy from collapsing into total chaos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the boss is in a bad mood.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Software reads your inbox and deletes the redundant meeting requests.
Month 3
Smart agents fill in your daily data tables automatically.
Month 9
A digital avatar attends your morning standup in your place.
Month 14
Sensors track your desk time and find you unnecessary.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access badge stops working while you are on the train.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45 weekly
Average overtime hours
2 seconds
Email response latency
Infinite
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cabin in the woods.
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