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Will AI replace Sales Account Director jobs? · Latest report #qa33rzvy
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling toner to people who already hate you is peak efficiency.
Master of the quarterly print-supply spreadsheet shuffle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the upsell so you do not have to.
nom.you▸ AUTOSALES CORE-V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates renewals while you sleep
You manage client relationships, forecast quarterly revenue, and push overpriced printer cartridges to businesses using spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is about to quit your service.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI begins drafting your client emails with higher open rates.
Month 6
Software automatically adjusts discounts based on real-time order volume.
Month 11
Contracts are auto-signed by digital entities without human oversight.
Month 17
Sensors in client printers order their own supplies directly.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked while the machine finishes your report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
94 percent
Emails ignored by clients
1200
Spreadsheet rows per day
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 10am
Your severance
A lifetime supply of magenta ink cartridges.
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