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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour personality is just a series of slightly predictive data points.
Professional ghoster of low-intent leads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets while you sleep.
oof.you▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad leads before you open them
You spend your day managing CRM entries, sending canned follow-up emails, and pretending you enjoy networking events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An agent auto-populates your notes from every single email.
Month 4
Our AI writes the emails you would have sent anyway.
Month 8
Smart bots filter your pipeline and dump the losers.
Month 12
Voice bots take your discovery calls and handle objections.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your account access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
150+
Emails per day
4000/year
CRM status updates
99%
Coffee-induced fake empathy
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a 'good luck' email.
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