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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts of meetings you never actually attended.
PR agency admin, master of the broadcast media spreadsheet.
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Automated lead tracking for the impatient.
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sends perfect pitch emails at 3am
You track broadcast and tech media leads while formatting CRM entries. Your job is basically data entry with flair.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a prospect is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start writing your replies faster than you can blink.
Month 3
Sensors pull data directly from meetings, rendering your manual entry obsolete.
Month 6
Algorithms scrape media databases to build contact lists in seconds.
Month 9
Bots handle portal registration and document uploading without human assistance.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the CRM manages itself indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
84
Emails drafted per day
62%
CRM fields filled correctly
12
Coffee breaks disguised as networking
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad stapler.
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