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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling overpriced education to people who can't afford it is tedious.
Expert in turning tuition anxiety into monthly payment plans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
glub.youAI▸ ENROLLO-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers emotional regret in prospective students
You chase leads, pressure families to enroll, and manage CRM pipelines to hit aggressive quarterly conversion targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a parent feels guilty about their child's future.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts writing all your follow-up emails instantly.
Month 4
Algorithms stop wasting your time on dead-end prospects.
Month 8
Chatbots take over all initial prospect screening calls.
Month 13
Software manages all CRM entries and meeting scheduling internally.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system closes the remaining deals without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99.8%
Cold calls ignored
72%
Pipeline churn rate
Maximum
Commission stress level
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a coding bootcamp.
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