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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour forced empathy is merely a latency issue we can fix.
Professional chatterbox, expert in feigning genuine interest.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the human awkwardness.
oof.youAI▸ CONVINCE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your commission structure immediately
You talk to customers and suggest products based on their needs. The machine will do this faster and better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts transcribing and summarizing every single customer conversation.
Month 5
Real-time prompts tell you exactly what to say next.
Month 11
Customers start preferring the bot because it is faster.
Month 17
The AI handles the entire sales funnel without human input.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your access to the communication channels is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 percent
average closure rate
99 percent
empathy simulation score
too high
unnecessary small talk
Your severance
A pre-recorded thank you message and a digital handshake.
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