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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell solutions to problems nobody actually has.
Professional dream-weaver and commission-chaser extraordinaire
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
help!you▸ PITCHMASTER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates better margins while drinking coffee
You cold-call leads, pitch features, and negotiate contracts until you meet your monthly quota.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when to stop pushing a client before they hang up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart software writes better subject lines than you ever did.
Month 6
Algorithms stop your data entry from being a disaster.
Month 15
Neural engines handle the initial discovery calls without fatigue.
Year 2
Models predict the lowest price a customer will actually pay.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client pays the machine because it never misses a callback.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
80 per day
average cold calls
near infinite
rejection tolerance
mostly lucky
quota attainment
Your severance
a script that says you were great
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